Friday, April 25, 2008

Must Love Cats and Bad Food...



I'm often asked how I pack away all that food and drink and still retain my buff physique. Of course I try to eat as much good stuff as I can, and as little of the bad stuff as possible. But I also have a trade secret. It would be a shame to waste even bad food, stuff that I wouldn't even give away to a homeless guy, so often I am to be found dumping mounds of crappy stuff you wouldn't feed to a sick dog into...my cat's dinner bowl. Yes, PJ, an odd domestic shorthair of about thirteen years of age, has been known to eat p'tcha, Rokeach 'Old Vienna' Gefilte Fish (Ingredients-Water, Carp, Mullet, Whitefish, Pike, Egg Whites, Sugar, Onions, Matzo Meal, Salt, Monosodium Glutamate, Xanthan Gum, Carob Seed Gum and Natural Flavoring), dried-out ribs, greasy Haitian foie (liver), and any number of shitty leftovers I couldn't bear to toss, but was happy to watch her eat. Here's the noodle pudding (luckshen). God it was revolting...



PJ can be reached at her blog, 'Meow by PJ' http://www.pjsblog.com/ ...she likes to stay out in the rain, get muddy, take showers, and eat ribs....She also catches and eats fresh lizards to augment the Meow Mix and three-day-old leftovers...


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