As someone who appeared on 'Take Home Handyman', and was ultimately vaulted to Minor Celebrity Status, I am passing on to you this golden opportunity to do as I did: to make an ass of yourself in front of millions. And get a free kitchen renovation for your 'friends'. The production company, which is casting in Miami/Ft. Lauderdale, as well as other cities, passed the info to me, just for you, loyal readers. One word of advice-when they do the big reveal, don't start sobbing. Got some friends you'd like to embarrass? Check out the flyer above-and if you win, you owe me dinner.